So I grew these mutton chops to play Bob Cratchit. I’m still getting the hang of how to maintain them so they look right. Or as right as mutton chops can ever look.
They may be okay onstage, but the mutton chops have not been enthusiastically received in the real world. Sorry to say, I don’t think they will be the next retro fashion statement. Who knew?
Oh. Everybody knew.